Life Is Full Of Mistakes (Chapter 1)
By Cole Carr
Characters
Harry Gelatin (Married to Gemera)
He has brown hair and green eyes.
Gemera Raven Gelatin. She has black hair and blue eyes.
Left Gelatin is 17 and, Harry and Gemera’s oldest by 2 minutes. He has black hair and green eyes.
Right Gelatin is 17 and, Harry and Gemera’s 2nd oldest by 1 minute. He has black hair and green eyes.
Wrong Gelatin is 17 and, Harry and Gemera’s youngest. He has black hair and green eyes.
He has brown hair and green eyes.
Gemera Raven Gelatin. She has black hair and blue eyes.
Left Gelatin is 17 and, Harry and Gemera’s oldest by 2 minutes. He has black hair and green eyes.
Right Gelatin is 17 and, Harry and Gemera’s 2nd oldest by 1 minute. He has black hair and green eyes.
Wrong Gelatin is 17 and, Harry and Gemera’s youngest. He has black hair and green eyes.
Blake Stander (Married to Margaret)
He has blond hair and grey eyes.
Margaret Gelatin Stander has red hair and purple eyes.
Serious Stander is 17 and, Blake and Margaret’s oldest by 18 minutes. He has red hair and grey eyes.
Cereal Stander is 17 and, Blake and Margaret’s 2nd oldest. He has red hair and grey eyes.
Gutter Stander is 6 and, Blake and Margaret’s 3rd oldest. He has blond hair and and purple eyes.
He has blond hair and grey eyes.
Margaret Gelatin Stander has red hair and purple eyes.
Serious Stander is 17 and, Blake and Margaret’s oldest by 18 minutes. He has red hair and grey eyes.
Cereal Stander is 17 and, Blake and Margaret’s 2nd oldest. He has red hair and grey eyes.
Gutter Stander is 6 and, Blake and Margaret’s 3rd oldest. He has blond hair and and purple eyes.
Charlie Raven (Married to Marlow)
He has black hair and blue eyes.
Marlow Gelatin Raven
She has red hair and pink eyes.
Terra Raven is 15 and, she is Charlie and Marlow’s oldest. She has black hair and pink eyes.
Aveeno Raven is 12 and, Charlie and Marlow’s 2nd oldest by 1 hour. She has red hair and blue eyes.
Oatmeal Raven is 12 and, Charlie and Marlow’s 3rd oldest. He has red hair and blue eyes.
Urgent Raven is 10 and, Charlie and Marlow’s 4th oldest. She has red hair and blue eyes.
Sasaria Raven is a newborn and, Charlie and Marlow’s youngest. She has black hair and pink eyes.
He has black hair and blue eyes.
Marlow Gelatin Raven
She has red hair and pink eyes.
Terra Raven is 15 and, she is Charlie and Marlow’s oldest. She has black hair and pink eyes.
Aveeno Raven is 12 and, Charlie and Marlow’s 2nd oldest by 1 hour. She has red hair and blue eyes.
Oatmeal Raven is 12 and, Charlie and Marlow’s 3rd oldest. He has red hair and blue eyes.
Urgent Raven is 10 and, Charlie and Marlow’s 4th oldest. She has red hair and blue eyes.
Sasaria Raven is a newborn and, Charlie and Marlow’s youngest. She has black hair and pink eyes.
William Raven (Married to Flow)
He has black hair and brown eyes.
Flow Gelatin Raven
She has red hair and green eyes.
Winsanity Raven is 15 and, William and Flow’s oldest by 3 minute. He has black hair and green eyes.
Wake Raven is 15 and, William and Flow’s 2nd oldest. She has black hair and green eyes.
Girl Raven is 13 and, William and Flow’s 3rd oldest by 2 minutes. He has red hair and brown eyes.
Boy Raven is 13 and, William and Flow’s 4th oldest. She has red hair and brown eyes.
People Raven is 10 and, William and Flow’s youngest. He has red hair and brown eyes.
He has black hair and brown eyes.
Flow Gelatin Raven
She has red hair and green eyes.
Winsanity Raven is 15 and, William and Flow’s oldest by 3 minute. He has black hair and green eyes.
Wake Raven is 15 and, William and Flow’s 2nd oldest. She has black hair and green eyes.
Girl Raven is 13 and, William and Flow’s 3rd oldest by 2 minutes. He has red hair and brown eyes.
Boy Raven is 13 and, William and Flow’s 4th oldest. She has red hair and brown eyes.
People Raven is 10 and, William and Flow’s youngest. He has red hair and brown eyes.
Boy said “It’s our birthday time to get up Girl” Girl responded “Go away, it’s too early Boy, NOW GO AWAY!” Boy “Whatever, you don’t get blueberry waffles” Girl "Now if you said that I would’ve gotten up” Boy “We also start a new school today” Girl “Woop-Tee-Doo, we start a new school every year, what is it this year? Private school or Public school” Boy “A private school with, a uniform... And before you say anything think about this I have to wear a skirt” Girl "Yeah, yeah I'll be down in a minute, SO GET OUT OF MY ROOM BOY!" Boy "Okay I'm going, I'm going". Boy walked downstairs three minutes later Girl walked down. They then headed off to school. At school in their homeroom, Mrs. Kidder "Okay class please fill out page 7 of your workbooks" Boy raised her hand, Mrs. Kidder "Yes Ms. Raven" Boy "Please it's Boy and that's Girl my twin brother" Mrs. Kidder "Okay now what were you going to say Ms. Raven?" Boy "We already did these questions in are old school" Ms. Kidder "Okay then what are the answers?" Boy "1. Is God sent his one and only son to die for us. 2. Is Proverbs 17:17 says A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity. 3. Is on Christmas the three wise men went to see Jesus therefore creating Christmas. 4. Jesus died on the cross for are sins. 5. Naomi was Ruth's mother-in-law." Girl "I'll answer the next questions. 6. Is Ruth married Boaz. 7. John 3:16 says 'For God so loved the World that he gave his one and only son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have eternal life'. 8. Jesus walked on water. 9. The oldest men in the Bible was Noah and Moses. 10. Ruth never left Naomi even after both of their husbands died" Mrs. Kidder "Okay I will transfer you both to Professor Raven's class" Boy "Which Professor Raven?" Mrs. Kidder "Professor Charlie Raven" Girl "Okay Mrs. Kidder, thank you". They left the class and walked to their Uncles class. Charlie "Hello you must be Mr. and Ms. Raven" Boy "Please Uncle Charlie it's Boy and Girl" Charlie "Okay but I'm Mr. Uncle Raven or just Mr. Raven please" Then over the loud speaker they heard William "Mr. Charlie Raven, Mr. Girl Raven, and Ms. Boy Raven please report to my office, immediately" The whole class "Ooooo, you're in trouble". They then went to William's office, Charlie "What's wrong William?" William "Nothings wrong I just wanted you to know Sasaria was born 30 minutes ago" Charlie "But she wasn't due for another 2 weeks" William "Always expect the unexpected, especially when you're a Raven". In class with Left, Right and Wrong, Ms. Juna-limper "Okay class when you here you're name please say here Left Gelatin" Right "Here" Ms. Juna-limper "Right Gelatin" Wrong "Here" Ms. Juna-Limper "Wrong Gelatin" Left "Here" Ms. Juna-limper "Very funny boys, because you're Left, you're Right, and you're Wrong" Left "Correct you are" Then over the loud speaker they heard William say "All Raven's, Gelatin's and Stander's please report to my office". They all went to William office, Wake "What's wrong dad?" William "Nothing I just thought you'd want to know Sasaria was born earlier" Terra "I'm a big sister again" Charlie "Yes you are Terra, yes you are" William "And we're moving again" Boy "But we just moved here, so where to now? Don't tell me Hollywood?" William "As a matter of fact we are moving to Hollywood" Girl "But she was only joking" Charlie "He knows now Terra, Aveeno, and Oatmeal please come with me" Gemera "Left, Right and Wrong please come with me" Margaret "Serious and Cereal please come with me" Boy "Dad how come we haven't left yet" the new principal pulled up, William "Because I was waiting for the new principal so come on kids time to go". At Charlie and Marlow's house, Urgent ran up to Charlie, Urgent "Daddy, daddy guess what?" Charlie "What Urgent?" Urgent "I'm a big sister" charlie "That's great Urgent" Urgent "You better go find mommy now". Charlie "Marlow where are you?" Marlow "In are room with Sasaria" Charlie "Okay I'm coming up", Charlie ran up the stairs, Marlow "Hello Charlie, meet Sasaria Gummy Raven" Charlie "Looks like we have another Pinky" Marlow "That we do Charlie, that we do" The kids peeked in through the crack in the door, Terra "Can we meet our new sister dad?" Charlie "Yeah come on in kids," Terra "Look she has my eyes and hair" Charlie "Yes she does Terra, what do you think of her Aveeno, Oatmeal" Aveeno "She's gorgeous dad". They all packed and our now on the airplane, Cereal "Isn't this amazing Left?" Right "Yeah it is" Cereal "You're not Left, you're Right" Serious "Be quiet back there!" Cereal "Or what Serious?" Serious "Or I'll tell Uncle William" William "What's going on boys?" Cereal "I was having a conversation with Right and Left and he told me to be quiet" Serious "Yeah, because I was taking a nap until they rudely woke me up" William "If you don't stop now you will be grounded, am I clear boys?" Cereal "Yes sir" William "Thank you". Later on at the new house they were doing the opening scene for the show. Harry "Hello I'm Harry Gelatin, and this is my wife Gemera, and our three boy's Left, Right and Wrong" Blake "Hello I'm Blake Stander, and this is my wife Margaret, and our three boys Serious, Cereal and Gutter" William "Hello I'm William Raven, and this is my wife Flow, and our five kids Winsanity, Wake, Boy, Girl, and People" Charlie "Hello I'm Charlie Raven, and this is my wife Margaret, and our five kids Terra, Aveeno, Oatmeal, Urgent and Sasaria". The next morning, Left "Mom come quick Left's hurt" Gemera "Very funny Left" Left "How did you know it was me?" Gemera "I know my baby boy" Left "Mom I'm not a baby" Gemera "Oh yes you are" Then Right and Wrong came down the stairs, Gemera "Right, Wrong I have a question" Right "Okay ask away Mama" Gemera "Are you my baby boys?" Right "We're not babies but we're you're little boys" Gemera "Thank you, just the answer I was looking for" Left "How was I supposed to know, I'm not a book worm like Right, a football player like Wrong, I'm a wimpy skateboarder" Gemera "You are not wimpy, You are my little skateboarder".
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